Your name is ROXY LALONDE, and you are a fourth year in HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY.
You have been sorted into SLYHTERIN, and you were pretty OKAY with that, because SLYTHERIN is BADASS and ain't no one gonna tell you otherwise.
Your pet is a SIAMESE CAT called MERLIN.
[this is an AU of an AU, aka pottermorestuck. Read about it in dis link right hurr http://slytherinswagmaster.tumblr.com/post/21317674403/hogwarts-school-of-witchcraft-and-wizardry original account catsandtypos, yeahh ]]
You are RIDICULOUS at dueling. But AWESOME at potions. And also the best at TRANSFIGURING ANYTHING INTO PORN AND BOOZE.
Oh well, such is life you suppose.